theblindniggasamurai:

Underboob tats are dangerously attractive to me

alternativepurple:

❣*bee-scuit ☆*

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

i havent seen homestuck on my dash in a long time but my whole dash is homestuck right now and it all different people

Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't
Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

youwillalwaysbemyeverythinglove:

allfleshnobones:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

Pls pls pls

Lmao

tavros-stuck:

decided to upload this separately from the sketch dump because im a comedic genius